Funny Pick Up Lines 

DO NOT USE THEM

Dirty Pick Up Lines

DO NOT USE THEM

Cute Pick Up Lines

DO NOT USE THEM

Romantic Pick Up Lines

DO NOT USE THEM

Sweet Pick Up Lines

DO NOT USE THEM

Cheesy Pick Up Lines

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Basically they are outlawed in my world. The quicker you rid your brain of these awful things, the faster you will be on your way to an actual CONQUEST.

Not sure what time or place these things worked or were cool, but they have no place in modern man’s vocabulary.

A simple, “hello” and “my name is….” will take you a lot further and earn your exponentially more respect in the eyes of your beholder than some super cheesy pick up line.

The type of girl that may actually respond in a good way to these ridiculous lines aren’t the type you want in your portfolio. Its the difference between holding Apple stock or some pink sheet penny stock.

We want to deal with blue chips. So before you hit the bar this weekend with some new clever line, think twice and you’re be way better off.

Always be closing,

AH

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